This story caught my attention during my daily read of DK.
I fucking pissed myself...Tina whateveryournameis...you are such a dribbling, earlicking, mouthbreather that I humbly suggest you take a bath with your favourite mains-powered appliance and avoid further contamination of the gene pool.
I mean, Christ, its like she's fucking five or something. Then again, it is Manchester.
Little advice Dear...when caught out as being painfully stupid, its best not to advertise it in the newspaper.