Many of you may be familiar with the 'If...(insert amusing conditional situation)...you might be a redneck!' jokes. If your gunrack has a gunrack on it...hur hur etc.
I have taken the concept a little further and anglicised it somewhat. So, below are my 'you might be a cunt!' assertions.
If you earn more than £35k a year and vote Labour....you might be a cunt.
If you earn less than £35k a year and vote Labour....you might be a cunt.
If you drive a BMW 3 series....you might be a cunt.
If you are male and wear skinny jeans....you might be a cunt.
If you do not accept that communism/socialism is a cancer that must be eliminated by force....you might be a cunt.
If you are employed by the police in any capacity....you might be a cunt.
If you are a politician of any ilk....you might be a cunt.
What do you think? What conditions might mean somebody is a cunt?
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I like the Labour/Socialist theme working through this post. My take may be:
If you are, or have ever in any capacity, been associated with or voted for, Labour, you might be a cunt.
I would personally delete all might be references and substitute are.
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