My resolutions are:
To actually use the routing, switching and security lab that I now have in my house.
To have rough sex with a female of oriental origin.
To punch my brother in the throat everytime he leaves his socks and boxers all over the kitchin/livingroom.
To stop trying to be nice to everyone.
I don't want to know yours, and if you tell me I will stab you in the face with a dinnerfork. So fuck off.