Friday, January 18, 2008

You might be a....Cunt?

Many of you may be familiar with the 'If...(insert amusing conditional situation)...you might be a redneck!' jokes. If your gunrack has a gunrack on it...hur hur etc.



I have taken the concept a little further and anglicised it somewhat. So, below are my 'you might be a cunt!' assertions.





If you earn more than £35k a year and vote Labour....you might be a cunt.



If you earn less than £35k a year and vote Labour....you might be a cunt.



If you drive a BMW 3 series....you might be a cunt.



If you are male and wear skinny jeans....you might be a cunt.



If you do not accept that communism/socialism is a cancer that must be eliminated by force....you might be a cunt.



If you are employed by the police in any capacity....you might be a cunt.



If you are a politician of any ilk....you might be a cunt.


What do you think? What conditions might mean somebody is a cunt?

1 comment:

Shotgun said...

I like the Labour/Socialist theme working through this post. My take may be:

If you are, or have ever in any capacity, been associated with or voted for, Labour, you might be a cunt.

I would personally delete all might be references and substitute are.