New Year, New Start....or something like that.

My resolutions are:

To actually use the routing, switching and security lab that I now have in my house.

To have rough sex with a female of oriental origin.

To punch my brother in the throat everytime he leaves his socks and boxers all over the kitchin/livingroom.

To stop trying to be nice to everyone.

I don't want to know yours, and if you tell me I will stab you in the face with a dinnerfork. So fuck off.